Dark Pick Up Lines

Searching for dark pick up lines? Normal pick-up lines are lighter. In fact, you’d say they’re overrated. Why not try and use boundary streams that are almost dangerous when trying to urge someone’s attention? Dark pickup lines aren’t for the faint of heart. you must not try and use a dark pickup line if you are doing not have the courage to have. However, if you dare to precise your dark pickup line to draw in someone, you may be amazed at how quickly it works.

These are best collection of dark pick up lines for you. I would add more pick up lines if you will share this article.

Dark Pick Up Lines

Tell me you are a banana because I find you peeling.

Smell this rag! I’m sure you can inhale the chloroform.

You have the most beautiful tatas I have ever seen. Can I be reincarnated as your child? I would like to suck on then till I am old and graying.

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You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.

Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone.

I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o for you!

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How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!

Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.

Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.

What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.

How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.

I’m stalking you because you might as well be a cornfield

If I could choose a place around you to live, I will choose your socks. I want to be with you only every damn step of the journey.

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Mean Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.

Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.

Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?

Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?

I dreamt about you. You died.

Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.

I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.

Are you a human? Just making sure.

Hey, how much?

Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.

For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.

They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.

Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.

Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.

Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!

You remind me of my brother/sister.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.

Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!

Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.

You’re the thot that counts!

Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun.

Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.

My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.

You look a lot like my next victim.

Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?

You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.

Are you pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.

Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!

Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.

As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.

I’d drink your bathwater.

This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.

Best Dark Pick Up Lines

You know how they say bats can see in the dark?
Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!

If you get lost in the midst of darkness
I’ll help you find the iron rod.

Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

Want to see my dark night rise?

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.
Wanna read?

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
Because you’re indescribable.

You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.

Hi there I’m a dark and tortured super hero!

Hello, my name is Endo…
let me show you the Dark Side.

Hey girl! MY Dark Knights Rising!

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